Los Angeles’s Underground
Kosher
Gourmet Speakeasy
IK
Illegal
Kosher
Certification
Kosher
Confidential
Falafel Undercover
Enjoy our Signature Falafel, Golden, Crispy, and Packed with Mediterranean Goodness!
Carpaccio de Betabel
Delight in the vibrant flavors of our Carpaccio de Betabel, a refreshing dish featuring thinly sliced beets drizzled with tangy citrus vinaigrette, topped with crumbled feta cheese, fresh herbs, and a sprinkle of roasted nuts. A perfect blend of earthy sweetness and zesty accents that will awaken your taste buds.
Chef Adriana Guevara
Bootlegger's Mushroom Stew
Savor our rich and hearty Mushroom Stew—a delicious blend of fresh, kosher mushrooms simmered in a flavorful broth. Packed with earthy goodness and home-cooked comfort in every bite!
Healthy
Sustainable
Just Delicious
South America’s Best Kept Secrets
Gallo Pinto
A traditional rice and beans dish often served with avocado or eggs.
Naca Tamales
Nicaraguan tamales made with seasoned chicken, rice, and vegetables wrapped in banana leaves.
Vigorón
A hearty dish featuring yuca (cassava) served with chicken and a tangy cabbage salad.
Baho
A slow-cooked beef stew with plantains, yuca, and a variety of spices.
Pescado Frito
Fried fish, typically served with rice, beans, and a side salad.
Indio Viejo
A rich, slow-cooked beef stew with tomatoes, onions, and spices.
Hidden Deli Delights
Prohibition Pastrami
A modern take on classic deli pastrami, featuring marinated seitan with smoky, peppery spices. Served on rye with sauerkraut, pickles, and Russian dressing, it evokes the speakeasy era with every bite.
The Impossible Shush
Our twist on Middle Eastern shawarma with marinated Impossible meat, grilled and served in pita with lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, creamy tahini, and a splash of lemon juice. Bursting with flavor in every bite.
Carpaccio de Betabel
Enjoy our Carpaccio de Betabel: thinly sliced beets with tangy citrus vinaigrette, crumbled feta, fresh herbs, and roasted nuts. A vibrant mix of earthy sweetness and zesty flavors.
Falafel Undercover
Enjoy our Signature Falafel, Golden, Crispy, and Packed with Mediterranean Goodness!
Bootlegger's Mushroom Stew
Savor our rich and hearty Mushroom Stew—a delicious blend of fresh, kosher mushrooms simmered in a flavorful broth. Packed with earthy goodness and home-cooked comfort in every bite!"
Welcome to Kosher Confidential, the underground dining haven, always one step ahead of the authorities and two steps ahead of your taste buds!
Hidden within the secret corners of our town, our location changes regularly to keep things exciting and, well, to keep us out of trouble. Craving a bite? Call in your order at least 2 hours ahead, and we'll let you in on our latest address – just don't tell the authorities!
Store Location
123 Hush-Hush Lane, Stealthburg Shtetl, CA 90036
Our menu is a delightful fusion, featuring kosher
delights like our Prohibition Pastrami Sandwich and our Juicy Shush Shawarma, along with Nicaraguan specialties such as our Kosher Vigorón and our delectable Indio Viejo that will have you falafel in love with every bite. Here at Kosher Confidential, we operate on a donation basis.
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There's no official kosher certification, but rest assured, everything is cooked in the private kosher kitchen run by an observant Jew and we know our way round both traditional and exotic dishes. Join us for an exclusive dining experience where the flavors are bold, the vibes are clandestine, and the secrets are delicious. Welcome to Kosher Confidential – your taste of the forbidden, served fresh.